The angels wanna wear my red shoes.

( Fic index, by fandom )

Title: A Burnt Ship
Fandom: Doctor Who/Torchwood
Characters/Pairing: Jack Harkness, Simm!Master, Lucy Saxon, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones and the Jones family; canon Lucy/Master, implied Jack/Ianto, canon one-sided!Tosh/Owen.
Word count: 2914
Rating: R for violence and disturbing themes.
Warning: Violence, major character deaths, domestic violence (thank you Saxons). Basically, darkfic. Approach with caution.
Notes: For the prompt "a Torchwood fic detailing the team's deaths in front of Jack during TYTNW." Title from "A Burnt Ship" by John Donne.
Summary: The Master can't kill Jack Harkness. But Torchwood is fair game. Jack dreams of Alice and Steven hidden far away from the Toclafane, with Gwen and Rhys... his team's exciting escape from the Himalayas, what a story they'll have to tell once this is all over. ... But they're all just dreams, and he is so very awake.


( A Burnt Ship )

Title: The TARDIS is Now Diamonds.
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairing: Eleventh Doctor, Amy Pond, special guest~
Rating: G.
Word count: 580
Note: kaesa gets props for giving me the title. This is crack. Unapologetic crack. ENJOY.
Summary: The Doctor and Amy run into an old foe. "Oh, don't ruin my fun, Doctor," he interrupted, climbing off the horse and fondly petting its nose, feeding it a sugar cube. "Let your Companion see what a real man smells like."

( The TARDIS is Now Diamonds. )

Title: Fix
Fandom: The West Wing
Characters/Pairing: Josh/Donna.
Rating: PG-13 for some language and sexual situations.
Word count: 1194.
Notes: For the prompt: "Josh/Donna, season 2 or season 3."
Summary: A potential cut-scene from 2x10 Noel. It's stupid but he tries to think of an excuse, gets some water, paces and stalls before he can't find another reason to not just answer the door. He doesn't want to face her, face what he's done, face what's happened.

( Fix )

Title: Just a Crosshair (1/3)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairing: River Song, Yana, Simm!Master, Lucy Saxon; Lucy/Master, River/Yana, River/Master.
Rating: A light R for disturbing content (including spousal abuse, sexual, physical, and emotional), and sexual subtext.
Word count: 6437
Notes: Title from "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand. SPOILERS FOR SERIES 6, AND 6x08 "Let's Kill Hitler."
Summary: River Song, infamous convict and war criminal and the Master, infamous megalomaniac and madman, become predator and prey, across the stars and the millennia. The envelope is TARDIS blue, the instructions on cardstock, and she reads them once more, in case, as she stalks through the fiftieth floor of Archangel Tower. "I hate you sometimes," she says aloud, to the Doctor or the principle of the thing.

( Just a Crosshair )

Title: Find the Map and Draw a Straight Line (1/?)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairing: Eleventh Doctor, Amy, Rory, Donna, Rose; Eleven/Rose, implied Eleven/River and Amy/Rory.
Rating: PG!
Word count: 7210
Notes: Title from "Set Fire to the Third Bar" by Snow Patrol/Martha Wainwright. Arguably a first episode in an epic (read: damn long) story that could NOT be told in under 10,000 words. Set between 6x00 A Christmas Carol and 6x01 The Impossible Astronaut.
Summary: While the Ponds are honeymooning in the TARDIS, the Doctor tries to work out who destroyed his TARDIS, how, and why. As usual, the holiday is short-lived, after a very improbable phone call leads to a few unexpected reunions and a whole other side to the story of the mysterious Silence. "There's only one force in the universe left capable of changing things at that level, at a personal level, to help me, that's the Bad Wolf," the Doctor snapped off. "So where is she, Donna?" / "I don't know," Donna said simply. "But we can find her together, and we can put it right."

( Find the Map and Draw a Straight Line )

Title: ... And All The World's a Stage (3/3, part II)
Fandom: Supernatural/Good Omens
Characters/Pairing: Crowley-centric. In this part, Lilith, OFCs and OMC demons (Vivienne, Mariel and Tristane), Becky Rosen, Tyson Brady, Hastur, Death and Jesse Turner; Crowley/Lilith, Crowley/Aziraphale, Crowley/OFCs.
Rating: R.
Word count: 7747.
Warning: Disturbing, gory imagery involving children, major character death, sexual themes.
Note: This fic is set in a merged 'verse, with GO background and setting for the SPN Apocalypse plotline, with Crowley being the nexus of both. (Also, to see the footnotes, mouseover the link.) Spoilers up to SPN 5x21.
Summary: May 2009 to Spring 2010; Crowley puts his plan into action and leaves a trail of bodies in his wake. It occurs to him as Thursday morning arrives, sunlight graciously toeing the edge of his door, that in handing off the gun he has in fact finally made a decision. The sabotage is out of its planning stages, and now the future of the earth as they know it is in the Winchesters' hands.

Masterpost.
Chapter 1: 1987 to 2007; how Crowley survived the aftermath of the Adam Young incident and rose to prominence beside Lilith.
Chapter 2: 2007 to 2008; Crowley sizes up the players and stacks his deck in preparation for the coming Apocalypse.
Chapter 3, Part I: Late 2008 to early 2009; Crowley's reconnection with Aziraphale raises a series of questions, and leads to its inevitable conclusion.

( ...And All the World's a Stage )

Title: ... And All The World's a Stage (3/3, part I)
Fandom: Supernatural/Good Omens
Characters/Pairing: Crowley-centric. In this part, Lilith, Aziraphale, OFCs and OMC demons (Vivienne, Mariel and Tristane), Belling the tailor; Crowley/Lilith, Crowley/Aziraphale, Crowley/OFCs.
Rating: R.
Word count: 10535.
Warning: Disturbing, gory imagery involving children, major character death, sexual themes.
Note: This fic is set in a merged 'verse, with GO background and setting for the SPN Apocalypse plotline, with Crowley being the nexus of both. (Also, to see the footnotes, mouseover the link.) Spoilers up to SPN 5x21. Epilogue forthcoming! This chapter is too long so it's in two parts, link is at the bottom to continue!
Summary: Late 2008 to early 2009; Crowley's reconnection with Aziraphale raises a series of questions, and leads to its inevitable conclusion. Alliances in Hell are complicated. At this point he couldn't tell you whose side he's really on, not that he actually would if he knew. All he knows is that he would rather not die, and that's inevitable once Lucifer's out. Unless he makes himself useful. ... He's trying not to think about that.

Masterpost.
Chapter 1: 1987 to 2007; how Crowley survived the aftermath of the Adam Young incident and rose to prominence beside Lilith.
Chapter 2: 2007 to 2008; Crowley sizes up the players and stacks his deck in preparation for the coming Apocalypse.

( ...And All the World's a Stage )

Chapter 1: 1987 to 2007; how Crowley survived the aftermath of the Adam Young incident and rose to prominence beside Lilith.
Chapter 2: 2007 to 2008; Crowley sizes up the players and stacks his deck in preparation for the coming Apocalypse.
Chapter 3, Part I: Late 2008 to early 2009; Crowley's reconnection with Aziraphale raises a series of questions, and leads to its inevitable conclusion.
Chapter 3, Part II: May 2009 to Spring 2010; Crowley puts his plan into action and leaves a trail of bodies in his wake.

Title: ... And All The World's a Stage (2/3)
Fandom: Supernatural/Good Omens
Characters/Pairing: Crowley-centric. In this part, mostly Aziraphale, Lilith, and Bela Talbot; Crowley/Lilith.
Rating: R.
Word count: 10616.
Warnings: Some background gore.
Note: This fic is set in a merged 'verse, with GO background and setting for the current SPN Apocalypse plotline, with Crowley being the nexus of both. (Also, to see the footnotes, mouseover the link. Character limit keeps me from putting them at the end, sorry.) Spoilers up to SPN 5x10. Will spoil up to 5x20 in later parts. Credit to roseanna once again for the beta job.
Summary: 2007 to 2008; Crowley sizes up the players and stacks his deck in preparation for the coming Apocalypse. If his time with Lilith's taught him anything, it's that the important thing is to have a Plan, because everyone else does and there's only one winning side.

Masterpost.
Chapter 1: 1987 to 2007; how Crowley survived the aftermath of the Adam Young incident and rose to prominence beside Lilith.

( ... And All the World's a Stage )

Chapter 3, part 1

Title: Determining the Random
Fandom: Torchwood/BBC Sherlock crossover
Characters/Pairing: Canon pairings, starring Jack/Ianto. Entire fic takes place with Torchwood Three team.
Rating: PG-13 for language and innuendo.
Word count: 1330.
Notes: Written for brb_gallifrey's fic prompts: a Sherlock/Torchwood crossover. SHERLOCK JUST DEDUCED THAT THE LADY IN PINK IS FROM CARDIFF if you need something to work with This is commentfic, so it's basically unbetaed and I'm leaving it open-ended to come back to later. FIRST EVER FIC IN EITHER FANDOM. IDEK guys.
Summary: At some point between Journey's End and Children of Earth, a series of identical suicides break out, and one of Ianto's Cardiff press contacts -- Jennifer Wilson -- goes missing. As it turns out, Gwen and Ianto aren't the only ones intrigued by the case...

( Determining the Random )

Title: Blind Spot
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Characters/Pairing: John/Molly, asexual Sherlock, some Sarah.
Rating: PG.
Word count: 3004.
Notes: For the Write For Relief Charity Fundraiser (which I highly rec writers and readers to go to) for opusnone, who prompted: "John/Molly, asexual!Sherlock; Sherlock is trying to figure out why John and Molly suddenly seem to be spending so much time together."
Summary: After the events of The Great Game, John's life comes under Sherlock's relentless microscope. "I can guess if you like. It's not Harry, you've been screening her calls, it's not Sarah because you've tossed the slip of paper with her number and e-mail address -- and the i dotted with the heart, how very original -- so it's someone else, and I'm only interested in case this somehow plays into Moriarty's game. You're affiliated with me and so your business is mine. Do tell," he finishes, smoothly.

( Blind Spot )

Title: love hurts (but sometimes it's a good hurt)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairing: Percy Weasley, Penelope Clearwater, and Oliver Wood; Percy/Penny, Percy/Oliver.
Rating: PG.
Word count: 6053
Notes: Title from "Love Hurts" by Incubus. beckyh2112 won my auction in gulf_aid_now and requested school age Percy and Oliver, so here it is!
Summary: Percy Weasley's last year at Hogwarts, friends and loves, and coming of age. Sort of a bildungsroman by accident; fairly even-handed with both pairings. As it happens there's only two people he's ever met who can keep him from worrying (about family, the school, marks, money, his career, politics, Harry, even Hermione Granger, all of it) and Penny as always proves to be a very good distraction.

( love hurts (but sometimes it's a good hurt) )

Title: When You Know It's Time To Go
Fandom: Inception
Characters/Pairing: Ariadne-centric; implied Arthur/Eames, Arthur/Ariadne, and Arthur/Ariadne/Eames.
Rating: PG-13 for language and innuendo.
Word count: 1275.
Notes: My first Inception fic. Written for dramaturgy, just 'cos.
Summary: Directly after the events of the film, Ariadne faces a decision. She knows what she should say, she knows she should just leave and have a normal life, but her dreams are already slipping away, and the power to mold Paris, to shred Boston, to create a whole new world with so many levels and so much detail... god, it's too much to deny.

( When You Know It's Time To Go )

Title: And Your Strength Will Equal Your Days
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairing: Anna gen; mostly Anna and Castiel.
Rating: PG.
Word count: 3111.
Notes: Title from Deuteronomy 33:25. Written previous to 5x13 but takes it into account. And yes, I am procrastinating on the Crowleyfic, why do you ask?
Summary: A story of how just one thought can set an angel's fate in motion. Lucifer loved Him as well, so much the jealousy of humanity drove him insane. The thought is enough to stop her hand, but not enough to stop her thinking.

( And Your Strength Will Equal Your Days )

Title: Laws of Supply and Demand
Fandom: Dollhouse
Characters/Pairing: Adelle Dewitt, Laurence Dominic, Topher and Ivy.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1672
Note: Set pre-series. Thanks to Bee for the prompt and the look over.
Summary: Someone asks for an engagement with an imprint of Adelle Dewitt herself. Somehow, Topher and Ivy have to build a modified Dewitt imprint for someone completely mysterious and manage to look her in the face without wondering who's off in a hotel room doing the horizontal tango with a carbon copy of her.

( Laws of Supply and Demand )

Paper should be good enough -- Tom/Ginny, Harry/Ginny.
Tom Riddle isn't just charismatic; to Ginny Weasley, he's an addiction.

( Masterlist )

Title: ... And All The World's a Stage (1/3)
Fandom: Supernatural/Good Omens
Characters/Pairing: Crowley-centric. In this part, general angelic/demonic cast of both Good Omens and Supernatural, specifically Aziraphale, Azazel and Lilith; Crowley/Lilith.
Rating: R.
Word count: 7065.
Disclaimers: Title from Shakespeare, the original author, and Chiodos, who inspired its usage here with The Undertaker's Thirst for Revenge is Unquenchable. Several classic rock songs are quoted offhand in here.
Note: This fic is set in a merged 'verse, with GO background and setting for the current SPN Apocalypse plotline, with Crowley being the nexus of both. (Also, to see the footnotes, hover over the link. All are available at the end as well.) Spoilers up to SPN 5x10. Will spoil up to 5x20 in later parts.
Summary: 1987 to 2007; how Crowley survived the aftermath of the Adam Young incident and rose to prominence beside Lilith. Crowley's lasted a long time being what he is -- a better class of demon, if there is such a thing -- by not letting Hell get to him. By tempting and not being tempted, by standing on neutral ground, by just doing his job.

Masterlist.

( ... And All the World's a Stage )

Chapter 2: 2007 to 2008; Crowley sizes up the players and stacks his deck in preparation for the coming Apocalypse.

Title: Raison d'être
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairing: Sam gen; canonical Sam/Ruby.
Rating: PG-13/T.
Word count: 1353.
Notes: My first fic of Sam over the age of 13. Just giving it a shot.
Summary: Sam gets his first taste of things to come. Set in the period between S3 and S4. No spoilers. It feels good, real, right, like the scent of gunpowder and rock salt and the silence after a kill. It's him. Part of him.

( Raison d'être )

Title: Dreamcatcher
Fandom: Dollhouse
Characters/Pairing: Topher-centric. Gen. General S1 cast.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 5149
Note: Written for commentfic. Prompt from blackmamba_esq: Topher's chair has a mind of its own. The dolls are imprinted with their worst nightmares. Set between 1x03 "Stage Fright" and 1x04 "Gray Hour." First Dollhouse fic.
Summary: The peace of the LA Dollhouse is disturbed when its dolls begin to wake up screaming from nightmares. It's Topher Brink's job to put things right, but even a genius is bound to have some issues dealing with a situation that's supposed to be impossible. Only one culprit makes sense, but it can't be the chair. Right?

( Dreamcatcher )